Dec 18, 2017

The 12 Days of Rough Giraffe Christmas - Coiled Sponges and Spy Cats

IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!  Mum and Stacey are joined by their podcast friends and listeners to celebrate the holiday season.  They bring you The 12 Days of Rough Giraffe Christmas.  Mum chooses some of her favourite moments from the last year of Rough Giraffe, including the date with the man with a glass eye, and illegal cheese full of maggots.  Stacey picks cat fisting and urban moths.  There is a new question for Kipper the Wonky Cat from Paul and Donna of the Varmints podcast, and a bumper edition of #TeamBelle and #TeamKipper shout outs.  Thank you to all those that have taken part.  MERRY CHRISTMAS!

We are joined by fellow podcasters:
Chris of More Gooder Than
Superiority Complex
Karina of Two Dude Review
Simon of Admit One Podcast
Dad Zone Podcast
Carla of Theme Park Films
Besotted Geek
Hannah of Film Roast
I Shake My Head
Donna of Varmints
Gamma Radio
That King Thing
And listeners:
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Dec 11, 2017

S2-Ep.10 The Spanish Holiday Episode - Pink-toed Poodles and Hormonal Coconuts

Mum and Stacey are on HOLIDAY! This episode is recorded on location in Spain. Join Mum, Stacey and their friend Nic from the moment they leave for the airport to the second they return home.   The adventures begin with Mum looking for a boyfriend in the departures lounge.  Find out what a baby flamingo is called, and discover how Mum ended up asleep in a hedge.  Stacey is buying some naughty souvenirs and has her foot sucked on the beach whilst a naked man frolics nearby.  Nic sees a chihuahua in dungarees, and asks "Why is there only one towel?"

We end the holiday sitting up on the roof drinking cava and answering questions from the listeners.


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Nov 28, 2017

S2-Ep.9 The Second Death Episode - Hippo Fossils and Funeral Strippers

After all that chat about dating Mum wants to talk about DEATH.  Stacey has a terrifying real life tale of horror involving something strange in a bin.  Mum talks about funeral rituals including sky burials and finger amputataions.  Stacey tries to cheer everyone up talking about coffins and armadillos.  We have an extract from the brilliant Illustrated Police News.  Kipper answers questions from the listeners including "Do you think of dying in 9 different ways?"

This episode is full of the ususal hilarious chat and poorly researched facts.  You can follow the podcast on Twitter @RoughGiraffePod   Instagram @roughgiraffepodcast   Find us on Facebook and follow/like our page   Email


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Nov 13, 2017

S2-Ep.8 The Dating Episode - Amateur Gymnasts and Pirate Wellies

Watch out! Mum's been CATFISTED!  This episode is all about dating, whether it be online or in real life.  If you have ever tried online dating you'll understand Mum's frustrations at never seeming to find anyone "normal" to talk to.  They have glass eyes, wonky legs, and skeletons in the closet...just next to the gimp mask.  Mum talks about having a blind date with a blind man, and tells us why we shouldn't be so keen to quote Shakespeare.  Stacey has some listeners dating disaster stories and tries to find out why Mum wants to date a pirate.


Kipper talks about feline genitalia, though he'd rather be left alone to watch a film.  This week superfans Harlo and Colly (Carla and Holly) of Theme Park Films Podcast call in to ask Kipper one of the most disturbing questions ever asked.  


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Oct 29, 2017

S2-Ep.7 The Fashion Episode - Killer Collars and Shell Suit Ninjas

Strut your stuff down the catwalk with Mum and Stacey.  This episode is all about FASHION.  Mum tells us where clothes came from...way back even before the Bible times.  She explains why men wore heels, and why women had to avoid waltzing next to an open fire.  Stacey talks about an unfortunate tale of tiger porn gone wrong, and ponders why we never see moths in the wardrobe anymore.  Kipper the Wonky Cat is propositioned by Sam and Lisa from I Shake My Head, and Belle the Lovely Dog gives a #TeamBelle shoutout to Gibs and Mary in Israel.

The listeners send in their stories of wardrobe malfunctions, and ask Mum for fashion advice.  What does a young man wear to keep warm and look trendy in Canada this winter?

This week the gang are joined by Stork and Peacock from The Besotted Geek Podcast.  They try to get Mum and Stacey caught up in some illegal doings - but will Mum help them?  You'll have to listen to find out.

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Oct 5, 2017

S2-Ep.6 The Random Episode - Schoolboy Knees and Dandelion Peacocks

In this episode Mum and Stacey are going RANDOM!  It's a veritable free-for-all.  Mum has some stories from the Illustrated Police News including an unfortunate elephant teasing and Adventures With a Bear!  She also warns of the dangers of cracks.  Stacey talks about tree goats (again) and has discovered the beauty of albino animals, including a white giraffe and the world's most stunning peacock.  Kipper and Belle join the gang to answer a question from Christine of the And That's Why We Drink podcast...will Mum reveal a long-held secret?  #TeamBelle shoutouts to Juno and Benji.


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Sep 17, 2017

S2-Ep.5 The Seven Wonders Episode - Tree Goats and Toast the Redeemer

This episode is all about the Seven Wonders of the World...well kind of...we mention 3 or 4 of them anyway.  Mum tells us about her date with a man in Canada, and tries to describe what urine tastes like.  Stacey has a theory about Stonehenge that is out of this world, and tells Mum all about a woman who married a train station. 

Kipper pops by for a chat, though he's a little worse for wear.  Hannah from The Film Roast Podcast has a question about movies for Belle the Lovely Dog. Find out which celebrity dogs Belle thinks are sexy.


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Sep 4, 2017

S2-Ep.4 The Death Episode - Skydiving Armpits and Inside Pigs

Mum and Stacey bring you an episode all about DEATH. Mum tells us what's on her bucket list, and explains why she can't skydive anymore. Stacey has some tales about people dying in silly ways, and the listeners send in their spooky ghost stories. Kipper answers a question about being a father from the guys at Dad Zone Podcast. Twitter @roughgiraffepod Instagram @roughgiraffepodcast Email


Aug 20, 2017

S2-Ep.3 The Myths and Legends Episode - Urban Moths and Lunchtime Leg Ends

It's the Myths and Legends episode and it's EPIC!  Mum talks about Pandora, and how a woman's curiosity led to her husband being tried for murder.  Stacey tells us about her hunt for the Loch Ness Monster and explains why the 5 second rule doesn't apply in her house.  Kipper pops by to answer questions from The Besotted Geek Podcast, and I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam.  Find out which part of Mum is Canadian.

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Aug 3, 2017

S2-Ep.2 The Spies Episode - Parkour Nuns and Banana Skirts

This episode is TOP SECRET! Mum and Stacey talk about Spies.  Would they make good spies?  Could they kill for Queen and country?  Mum tells us the essentials all secret agents need to do some spying and it's certainly not the sort of thing James Bond would have packed in his suitcase.  Stacey tells us about a brilliant famous lady spy and explains why she's too antisocial to be a secret agent.  Kipper's here to tell us why he would make the perfect spy.

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Jul 16, 2017

S2-Ep.1 The Holiday Episode - Dorset Knobs and Donkey Nipples

Mum and Stacey are back with a brand new series and are talking about Great British Holidays! With all the hot weather we've been having Mum is down to her ankle socks and the roads are melting! Stacey talks about naughty seagulls and milking donkeys. Mum reminiscences about holidays gone by and how maybe next year they could go knob chucking. Kipper has been to the dentist and not in the mood to talk. The competition winners are revealed - who's going to win a mug? With the usual jingles, raunchy chat and shout outs to the listeners, series 2 is back with a bang! Twitter @RoughGiraffePod Instagram @roughgiraffepodcast Email


Jun 29, 2017

Unheard Bits From Series 1 - Wrestling Asteroids and Berry Bolognese

Before we return with series 2 we unearth a few unheard gems from the first series. Mum talks about tiny engravings on the new five pound note, and tells us about some strange plants. Stacey talks about being on The One Show, and introduces us to the bony ass fish. Kipper answers some listeners questions about Opal Fruits and Sunday bash routines. Even Owen and Jodie come along for the ride.

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Jun 10, 2017

Election Special - Cave- Ripened Cheddar and Sleep Burps

A General Election has been held in the UK...all the party leaders are huge fans of Rough Giraffe and have called in to ask questions of Mum, Stacey and Kipper.

Thank you to guests Owen Frost and Jenni Lea-Jones for their impeccable impersonation skills.

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May 29, 2017

Pilot Episode - Chicken Vajazzles and CPR Dogs

Bonus content! This is our pilot episode. Mum talks about age limits for vajazzles, and why she wants to resuscitate dogs in the park. Stacey answers the medical question of a listener and teaches Mum about manginas in the process. Did you know tonsils are bouncy? Well now you do!

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May 21, 2017

Episode 10 - Badger Bladders and Lady Gardens

Mum is into bondage this week. She tells us about genital chants and rubber play. Stacey is in America learning about all things urological. She has some great recipes to use up those old bladders we all have in the fridge, and explains what Truck Nuts are. Jodie and Kipper are on the have the odd couple been getting on without Stacey around?

Mum gives the last questions for the Mug Competition.

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May 11, 2017

Episode 9 - BIRTHDAY SPECIAL! Shaken Lettuce and Killer Vending Machines

It's Mum's birthday so the whole family are at her house for this BIG BIRTHDAY SPECIAL. Stacey talks about taking a whore's bath. Jodie drip dries. Owen warns us of the danger of vending machines. Hana has some fascinating animal facts. Andrew insults Mum. Lauren loves otter pockets. Belle snores. Kipper answers the listeners questions, and Mum. has a surprise call from the ladies of fellow podcast You Don't Know Ish.

It's loud, it's long...but it's great fun!

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May 1, 2017

Episode 8 - Gherkin Knives and Shoe Umbrellas

Stacey talks about a baby that was born twice, and tries to offer Mum advice about climbing Mount Snowdon. We find out whether trial by combat is a preferable option to paying a parking fine. Mum tells us about butter sticks and diet water, as well as revealing part one of the new competition to get Rough Giraffe Merch! Kipper gets a call from Matthew and we find out which super power he would like.

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Apr 23, 2017

Episode 7 - Neon Wee and Robot Roaches

THE BABY IS HERE!!!! Find out what Mum and Stacey name the new arrival. Stacey tells us what her husband is doing with his urine and Mum has another famous person not coming to dinner. Kipper reveals the results of the Poll of the Week and answers a listener's question.

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Apr 16, 2017

Episode 6 - Chihuahua Assassins and Demented Moths

Stacey reveals the results of Toast Wars and tells Mum about a colouring book company which unwittingly published pictures of Hitler. We find out about a very pretty moth, and Mum has some more unusual deaths including the tale of the famished lambs.

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Apr 9, 2017

Episode 5 - Toast Wars and Milkshake Sheep

Mum tells us about some bizarre deaths and puts forth her idea for the Brain Campaign. Stacey tells the story of the Winchester Mystery House and asks Kipper his thoughts on chocolate eggs. The winner of the mystery soup is revealed.


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